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Look, no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse. === Kit Riley's having a party the same night as me. They're gonna have freaking food trucks. === Oh, my God, Mom! You're, like, the worst driver in the whole world. -That's because no one else in the entire world has you as a passenger. === You put the chicken in the microwave still in the bag, and now it's all melted. -Yes, I sure did. === A magnet. Which attracts things with a force that you cannot see, but is definitely real. Your thoughts work the same way. The more you think about something, the more you draw it to you. -Okay. So, this is me thinking about pizza. === I swear. My whole life is like that gut feeling that something really bad is going to happen, and then... it does. === Why are you helping me? -Because I can. Okay. You're hired. But only 'cause you brought me coffee.