Quotation
Look, no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
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Kit Riley's having a party the same night as me. They're gonna have freaking food trucks.
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Oh, my God, Mom! You're, like, the worst driver in the whole world.
-That's because no one else in the entire world has you as a passenger.
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You put the chicken in the microwave still in the bag, and now it's all melted.
-Yes, I sure did.
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A magnet. Which attracts things with a force that you cannot see, but is definitely real. Your thoughts work the same way. The more you think about something, the more you draw it to you.
-Okay. So, this is me thinking about pizza.
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I swear. My whole life is like that gut feeling that something really bad is going to happen, and then... it does.
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Why are you helping me?
-Because I can.
Okay. You're hired. But only 'cause you brought me coffee.